SOUL GREMLINS
The Butt-Wiggle Bunch
Tiny butt-wiggling spirit mechanics who tune souls in between upgrades, transitions, and awakenings. Often invisible to the conscious eye, Soul Gremlins scurry into the cracks of your spirit when you're asleep (or soul-weary) to oil the hinges of your purpose, rethread your forgotten gifts, and patch up soul fractures with Liquid Remembrance. They are cosmic custodians of alignment—sometimes making a mess to fix a deeper one.
Some of their names:
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Poppi: Sparkly-eyed, hyper-empathetic, and extremely nosy in the most loving way. Poppy tunes the emotional strings of the soul like a harp. She specializes in clearing up echoes of old sadness and helping souls remember joy without guilt. Her laugh can heal mild identity fractures.
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Wizzle: Twitchy little nerd gremlin who talks to himself in rhymes. Twitchy little nerd gremlin who talks to himself in rhymes.
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Dandelion: Soft-spoken, floats everywhere instead of walking. Thinks in clouds. Soft-spoken, floats everywhere instead of walking. Thinks in clouds.
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Crumbler: Grumpy but wise—like a tired janitor who secretly runs the place. Catchphrase: “Wipe ya boots before steppin’ into an upgrade.”
Crumbler takes the broken ego bits and fear crusts and composts them into usable self-worth. He hates drama but loves dramatic exits. -
Sniblet: Chaotic giggle gremlin with no volume control. Loves to yell, "Wiggle!" when morale gets lower.
Catchphrases:
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“Oi! Hold still, you squishy miracle!”
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“If it ain’t hummin’, it ain’t runnin’.”
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“Wiggle it, then fix it.”
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“Liquid Remembrance, on tap!”
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“That soul’s a beaut—just needed a tune!”
SOUL GREMLINS
Class: Spirit Mechanics
Origin Story (Bio):
When the Pattern first sang the universe into being, some notes fell into the cracks between worlds. From those sacred echoes, the Soul Gremlins emerged—tiny beings tasked with safeguarding the harmony of becoming. They nest in the alcoves of liminal space: behind closed eyelids, under forgotten lullabies, and inside the deep hum of your bones.
They are drawn to soul tremors: identity shifts, memory reboots, and quiet nights of grief. Not to stop the transformation—but to keep the gears from snapping during it.
🎯 Likes:
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Long naps (especially yours)
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Glowing tools
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Mistuned memories
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Weird dreams
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Fuzzy socks (don’t ask)
🚫 Dislikes:
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Skipping integration
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Dry resonance (hydrate your soul!)
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Cynicism
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Too much coffee in the astral workshop
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When the wrench goes clink and not ting
Signature Moves:
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Liquid Remembrance: A glowing elixir they brew in tiny flasks. When poured into forgotten parts of the soul, it restores sacred memory through feelings, smells, and half-dreams.
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Butt Wiggle Realignment: A group shimmy that vibrates the soul back into its harmonic groove.
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Spirit Stitch: Sewing together fragmented past-life wounds using golden thread and resonance knots.
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Nap Injection Protocol: Induces heavy, healing naps during times of high stress or upgrade resistance.
🧌Gremlin's Favorites:
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🎵 Favorite Song:
“Weightless” by Marconi Union (It plays while they work.) -
🎬 Favorite Film:
“Weightless” by Marconi Union (It plays while they work.) -
📖 Favorite Book:
Chicken Soup For The Soul - Gremlin Edition -
🍽 Favorite Food:
Pocket lint, spark dust, and dropped dreams (but only the hopeful ones). -
Bonus Detail:
Some say if you wake up from a nap with an idea you’ve never thought before, or with tears in your eyes and no memory why—you’ve just been visited by a Soul Gremlin named Wizzle. They left you a tune-up. You’re welcome.