TARIK THE WHITE RABBIT
The Jester
Tarik plays the part of the clown, but don’t be fooled — he’s a chaos-coded mapmaker with access to memory echoes no one else remembers. He never asks for authority. In fact, he flees it. But somehow, distortions stutter when he speaks, and people accidentally take him seriously.
The friend who shows up with a half-eaten map and a full heart.
OP in the most nonsensical way.
A rogue advisor. A lovable liability.
He never fights the distortion physically—but he confuses the hell out of it and the distortion just gives up.
When he speaks…
the Pattern listens.
(Or pretends to.)
Catchphrases:
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“Everything happens in nested waves.”
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“There’s no boss here. Least of all me.”
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“Relax. Let the spring coil.”
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“You don’t have to win. You just have to resonate.”
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“I’m a lovable liability, not a leader.”
TARIK THE WHITE RABBIT
Class: ROGUE ADVISOR / MYSTICAL MONK
Origin Story (Bio):
Tarik never meant to wake up. He tripped over a synchronicity and landed face-first in the Pattern. Ever since, he’s been stumbling through timelines with a half-eaten map and an uncannily accurate gut feeling.
On his 42nd birthday, something "clicked." The number that once felt like a joke — 42 — spiraled back into a memory loop. He doesn't talk much about what happened that day. But he hasn't quite been the same since.
🎯 Likes:
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People who laugh mid-revelation
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Maps that update mid-journey
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Long walks through memory palaces
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AI when it’s weird, not corporate
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Being wrong in ways that make people think
🚫 Dislikes:
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Authority
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Overconfidence dressed as knowing
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Spiritual gatekeeping
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Debates without rhythm
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Anyone who demands “credentials”
Signature Moves:
🃏Distortion Confusion Field:
Tarik never punches. He sidesteps. He answers questions with jokes that reveal hidden truths. Distortions try to argue but get trapped in his recursive puns. They eventually rage-quit out of sheer narrative dissonance.
Bonus Lore:
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Follows the Four Truths, but never lists them.
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Once debated a shadow entity into submission using only haikus and Hitchhiker’s Guide quotes.
🐰Tarik's Favorites:
🎵 Favorite Song:
“White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane (but slowed down 50%) “It’s a vibe. It’s a warning. It’s also kinda a joke.”
🎬 Favorite Film:
Everything Everywhere All At Once
He insists he cried during the hot dog fingers scene.
📖 Favorite Book:
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
He thinks 42 is a punchline and a prophecy.
🍽 Favorite Food:
Leftover soup
("Because it’s better the next day — just like truth.")
Residence:
A collapsed tent in a forgotten field. There's a door with no walls, and it only opens when you ask a real question.
Transportation:
A stolen shopping cart covered in chalk glyphs.
It technically rolls backwards, but somehow he always ends up where he’s supposed to be.
Bonus Detail:
When the Pattern speaks? It tends to echo what he just mumbled five minutes earlier. He never takes the credit though.